Paris, ó Paris...

A minha curiosidade leva-me a fazer coisas bem estranhas.
Há coisa de uma semana e picos (o pico é uma unidade de tempo muito subjectiva) "arranjei" o álbum "Paris" daquela menina que dá pelo nome de Paris Hilton.
A jovem até tem boa voz mas as letras são o reflexo do vazio que habita a sua respectiva zona intracraniana.




Olhemos para os nomes e as letras das músicas e analisemos:

"Turn It Up"
(Uhhh...)(Yeah...)(That's hot...)(Uhhh...)(Yeah...)(Scott Storch...)(Yeah...)Gonna make me screamWanna cause a riotMake a lot of noiseI don't want to be quietWhen it gets real loudMake it even louderGotta turn me on (Uhhhhh....)Gotta make me higherYou gotta know what to doIf you wanna get downSo don't go off too smoothYou're running out of timeTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaaaa...)Turn it upCan you make me hotMake me touch the ceilingCan you read my mindCan you gimme that feelingWhen I lose my clothesYou like that, don't cha?Let's get exposedCause you know you want toYou got to know what to doIf you wanna get downSo don't go off too smoothNow you're running out of timeTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it up(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)Don't play around(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)Let's get it started nowYou can get it startedDon't be scared to partyGet up, move your bodyIt's time to partyYou gotta know what to doIf you wanna get downSo don't go off to smoothNow you're running out of timeTurn it up (ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it upTurn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Turn it up(Make me lose my mind)Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)Gonna make me scream(Gonna make me scream)Wanna cause a riotMake a lot of noise(Ohhh...)I don't wanna be quiet(ohhh...)When it gets real loudMake it even louderGotta turn me on (uhhh...)Got to make me higherGotta know what to doIf you wanna get downSo don't go off to smoothNow you're running out of timeTurn it up(Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up)Turn it upTurn it upTurn it upTurn it up(Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up)Turn it upTurn it upTurn it upOhh, don't be afraid to turn it upOhh, don't be afraid to turn it up

Presumo que ela não esteja a falar de uma garrafa que esteja virada de pernas para o ar...
Os "uh" "oh" "ohwaaa" e o seu "that's hot" dão uma riqueza substancial à música.

"Fightin' over Me"
Yo this girl is so hot... so sexyEvery time I turn around the boys fighting over meEvery time I step out the house they want to fight over meMaybe 'cause I'm hot hot today and I'm so so so sexyAll the boys all the silly boys they want to fight over meEvery time I turn around the boys fighting over meEvery time I step out the house they want to fight over meMaybe cause I'm hot hot today and I'm so so so sexyAll the boys all the silly boys they want to fight over me[Jadakiss]We in the VIP killing the onceWhoever ain't two stepping is really bouncing yeahYou know the name of the gameSo let go of your dameShe chose me ever since the DJ announce themShe got the right toLow button down or YSL shades the ice is bright tooAnd I'm around goonsMoms gonna let me get herPromise to send her back tomorrow around noonSoar looser but a good winnerBesides she could use a lil hood in herA 40 from auto bond and a hood dinnerWith a binner and a rage back sit at the cinaGet violent money wanna drop meIts something on the tip of my plakyness spit silenceI don't feel haters and if you feeling sum kinda way email them and tell them u still jadakisssEvery time I turn around the boys fighting over meEvery time I step out the house they want to fight over meMaybe cause I'm hot hot today and I'm so so so sexyAll the boys all the silly boys they want to fight over meBoys boys boys boys fighting over me

Resumindo: Sou tão sensual, sou tão boa e os gajos andam à porrada para me paparem.
Ainda falam na Ana Malhoa...

"Stars Are Blind"
I don't mind spending some timeJust hanging here with you'Cause I don't find too many guysThat treat me like you do.Those other guys all wanna take me for a rideBut when I walk they talk of suicideSome people never get beyond their stupid prideBut you can see the real me insideAnd I'm satisfied, oh no, ohhEven though the gods are crazyEven though the stars are blindIf you show me real love babyI'll show you mineI can make it nice and naughtyBe the devil and angel tooGot a heart and soul and bodyLet's see what this love can doMaybe I'm perfect for youOhh, ohh, ohhI could be your confidanteJust one of your girlfriendsBut I know that's not what you wantIf tomorrow the world endsWhy shouldn't we be with the one we really love?Now tell me who have you been dreaming of?I and I alone, oh, noEven though the gods are crazyEven though the stars are blindIf you show me real love babyI'll show you mineI can make it nice and naughtyBe the devil and angel tooGot a heart and soul and bodyLet's see what this love can doBaby I'm perfect for youExcuse me for feelingThis moment is criticalMight be we feel itIt could get physical, oh no, no, noEven though the gods are crazyEven though the stars are blindIf you show me real love babyI'll show you mineI can make it nice and naughtyBe the devil and angel tooGot a heart and soul and bodyLet's see what this love can doOhLet's see what love can do (Oh)Maybe I'm perfect for youMaybe I'm perfect for you (Oh)You (Oh)Maybe I'm perfect for youEven though the gods are crazy (Oh)Even though the stars are blind (Oh)Even though the gods are crazy (Oh)Even though the stars are blind (Oh)

A menina gosta de um menino que a trata bem e a ama e as coisas até podiam ir parar à cama mas ela não sabe bem porque as estrelas são ceguinhas e os deuses são uns grandes malucos e ela é de carne e osso...

"I Want You"
Excuse me I think I seen you on the dance floor Excuse me I think there playin' one of our songs I seen you you've been here a lot of times And you've been on my mind cause baby your just so damn fine What do you say What will it take To make you see that I'm not playin' I want you and I think you should know I want you and I wont let you go Cause I'm the kind of girl who likes to tell you what I want in life Get you right into things wont you like that anyway I want you so before you go home And you leave here alone I thought you should know I'm not playin' I want you and I think you should know I want you and I wont let you go Cause I'm the kind of girl who likes to tell you what I want in life Get you right into things wont you like that anyway I want you so before you go home And you leave here alone I thought you should know

Olha, eu estava a ver-te a dançar e acho que és todo bom e quero papar-te. Estou a falar a sério, não estou na tanga. Sou aquele tipo de gaja que sabe o que quer e não tem medo de o dizer. A ideia era levar-te para casa mas se fores embora e me deixares aqui, pelo menos já te disse o que queria.

"Jealousy"
I thought you were my best friendI felt we'd be together 'til the endYou're not the girl I once knewTell me where she is 'cause she's not youYou used to be that shoulderThat shoulder I could lean on through it allBut now it's getting colderThere's no love between these wallsJealousy, jealousy, jealousyIt's such an evil thing to watch someone haveJealousy, jealousy, jealousyNobody wins when you're full of envyLa, la, la, la, la, laLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laI was always happyWhen I was watchin' you become a starBut you were only happyWhen the world was openin' up my scarsAnd now I'm like the devilWell if I am, then what does that make you?You sold yourself your own fameYou'd still never walk a day in my shoesJealousy, jealousy, jealousyIt's such a thing to watch someoneJealousy, jealousy, jealousyNobody wins when you're full of envyLa, la, la, la, la, laLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la[Spoken:]I only wanted what was best for youEverything I did, I did because I caredSo how did all the good between us turn so bad?Maybe someday we'll get back, what we hadJealousy, jealousy, jealousyIt's such an evil thing to watch someone like youJealousy, jealousy, jealousyIt's such an evil thing to watch someone like youJealousy, jealousy, jealousyIt's such an evil thing to watch someone like youJealousy, jealousy, jealousy (Jealousy)Nobody wins when you're full of envyLa, la, la, la, la, laLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Esta é a música do albúm que mais fica no ouvido e resume-se facilmente:
As gajas são todas umas cabras invejosas. la,la,la,la,la.

"Heartbeat"
I was lonely only I didn't know itI was so sad only I didn't show itYou came like the sun breaking through the cloudsAnd I found you're what I couldn't live withoutWith you I feel the other half of my heartbeatI'm completeIn you I hear the other half of my heartbeatThat's all I needNo I didn't know what I was missin'Oh but baby since we've been kissin'I can feel the other half of my heartbeatIt's so sweet lying here with youYou look at me and I see my reflectionYou understand who I am needs protectionThe way you rush to meThe way you take my handAnd I follow you to fall down in the sandWith you I feel the other half of my heartbeatI'm completeIn you I hear the other half of my heartbeatThat's all I needNo I didn't know what I was missin'Oh but baby since we've been kissin'I can feel the other half of my heartbeatIt's so sweet lying here with you[Spoken:]My heartbeats like a drum when I hear you comeYou came like the sun breaking through the cloudsAnd I found you're what I couldn't live withoutWith you I feel the other half of my heartbeatI'm completeAnd you will heal me up again from my heartbeatThat's all I needNo I didn't know what I was missin'Oh but baby since we've been kissin'I can feel the other half of my heartbeatIt's so sweet lying here with you

Esta também é rápida:
Eu estava sozinha e não sabia, tu apareceste e apetece-me que me comas na praia e o meu coração bate como um tambor quando tu (te) vens.

"Nothing in This World"
Da-da,Da-da, Da-da, Da,Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, DaSo I was thinking to myself when you passed me by“Here’s what I like”And you were with somebody else but you can’t denyThat’s me in your eyeDo you knowWhat it’s likeWhen it’s wrongBut it feels so right?[Chorus]Nothing in this world can stop us tonightI can do what she can do so much betterNothing in this world can turn out the lightI’m gonna make you feel alright tonight.Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da, TonightDa-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da, TonightBaby, you and I, we got what will never beYou know I’m rightSo tell me what you’re waiting for when you’re here with me?Most guys would dieYou should knowWhat it’s likeWhen it hurts‘Cause it feels so right[Repeat Chorus]I gotta tell you somethin’It’s somethin’ that you just might likeNo, it’s not the same thingYeah, you’ll learn I’m not too shyYou and I, we can do this thing tonight

Numa frase: sou uma badalhoca e acho que todos os gajos do mundo me querem saltar em cima.

"Screwed"
I'm screwed [x16]Please don't let it beginYou're under my skinSame old storyBoys meets girl and she falls much harder than himBaby, where's the gloryIf all night, all night, you're attention's not minePlease don't let it beginYou're under my skinIt's a sin cause you're starting to winSince I'm already screwedHere's a message to youMy heart's wide openI'm just not getting through to the lover in youYet I'm still hopingThat tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lightsAnd give me a little more room just to prove it to youWhat do I gotta do?Just push her asideShe's not your typeSo cliché when a boy falls under the spellOf a woman from hellIt's hard to take causeTonight, tonight, you could have found out I mightHave been the girl of your dreamsBaby, you might have seen what it means just to really be freeSince I'm already screwedHere's a message to youMy heart's wide openI'm just not getting through to the lover in youYet I'm still hopingThat tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lightsAnd give me a little more room just to prove it to youWhat do I gotta do?Tell me that you doTell me that you doTell me that you wanna take my numberThere will come a dayA hazy day in May or a storm in mid-DecemberWhen you need someone just to have a little funI could be the perfect girl for youWhen you need someone just to have a little funI could be the perfect girl for you to ruinSince I'm already screwedHere's a message to youMy heart's wide openI'm just not getting through to the lover in youYet I'm still hopingThat tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lightsAnd give me a little more room just to prove it to youWhat do I gotta do?Since I'm already screwedHere's a message to youMy heart's wide openI'm just not getting through to the lover in youYet I'm still hopingThat tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lightsAnd give me a little more room just to prove it to youWhat do I gotta do?

Esta é mais complexa.
Comecemos pelo nome da música.
Obviamente aponta para uns certos filmes que andaram a circular na internet e nos quais a Paris estava a ser screwed por um rapazinho.
Passemos para a letra.
Ai ai ai que eu sou tão coitadinha porque os rapazes não acreditam nos meus sentimentos por eles e dou-me tão mal porque eles me partem o coração quando eu o abro para eles...(ya...o coração!)

"Not Leaving without You"
I got my eye on you boyI got my eye on you boyAnd when I get my eye on something it's like search and destroyThere's no running awayNot a game that I playI wanna get to know youSo come onWe can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonightCome on just move your bodyCome on just move your bodyWe can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight'Cuz your the one that I likeDon't ask me for my number'Cuz my number's undercoverDon't tell me that your going I just got here and I'm hopingI'm not leaving without youI'm not leaving without youSo stop looking at the clock'Cuz baby time's on my sideTick tock, tick tockSoon you'll be mineI wanna know things about youI'm not leaving without youWe can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonightCome on just move your bodyCome on just move your bodySo whatcha got on your mind?Whatcha got don't hideI need to know that there is something more to you then those eyesI need someone who's sweetSomeone who wants me for meAnd when I'm not around he's not gonna cheatWe can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonightCome on just move your bodyCome on just move your bodyWe can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight'Cuz your the one that I likeDon't ask me for my number'Cuz my number's undercoverDon't tell me that your going I just got here and I'm hopingI'm not leaving without youI'm not leaving without youSo stop looking at the clock'Cuz baby time's on my sideTick tock, tick tockSoon you'll be mineI wanna know things about youI'm not leaving without youWe can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonightCome on just move your bodyCome on just move your bodyI wanna know whatcha dream about I wanna know whatcha thinking nowI wanna know whatcha dream about I wanna know whatcha thinking nowAnd when the lights go down and you come aroundLet me see what it's all aboutI wanna know whatcha dream about I wanna know whatcha thinking nowAnd when the lights go down and you come aroundLet me see what it's all aboutI wanna know whatcha dream about I wanna know whatcha thinking nowAnd when the lights go down and you come aroundLet me see what it's all aboutI wanna know whatcha dream about I wanna know whatcha thinking nowAnd when the lights go down and you come aroundLet me see what it's all about

Olha rapaz, estou a micar-te e quero que chegues aqui o teu corpinho e depois podemos falar na primeira coisa que vier a cima agora e quando estivermos no escurinho e também quero ver o que vales quando as coisas seguirem o seu rumo.

"Turn You On"
Everybody's looking at meBut it's alright, I like attentionThe club's not hot until I walk throughThey stop and stare and watch me moveLike "Damn, I like that"I'm sexy and you know itClap your handsOh, it's like thatI'm not afraid to show it, understand?Yeah, I'm hot, bitchDon't be mad at me go check your man[Bridge:]Girls and boys are looking at meI can't blame 'em 'cause I'm sexy, ow![Chorus:]Don't care who's watching meI do just what I wantJust 'cause I dance with youDon't mean you're getting someDon't get excited baby'Cause I might turn you onTurn you on, turn you outGive 'em something to write aboutAll the boys are looking up at meAs I dance on the table topTonight I'll be their liquid dreamsThey want a piece of what I gotDamn I like thatShe's sexy and she's shaking over meShe's hot and I can't take herI need a drinkI'm hot yeahShe's cooler than I ever thought she'd be[Bridge][Chorus]Don't dance too close, I might turn you onDon’t try to impress me, my papers noDon’t believe all that you read my ish out loudWe can dance all night but you ain’t getting none, noneSorry I turned you onTake a cold shower when you get home

A discoteca só anima quando eu chego, sou muita boa, quero dançar e mostrar como sou sexy, saber que tenho todos a olhar para mim mas não me importo. Ah, e quando dançar contigo não quer dizer que queira alguma coisa contigo, vou ser o teu sonho molhado e vou deixar-te doido mas não levas nada por isso o melhor é tomares um duche frio quando chegares a casa.

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Sugar Sugar mmm ... ooh She sits alone waiting for suggestions He's so nervous avoiding all her questions His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking? If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so He's acting shy looking for an answer Come on, honey, let's spend the night together Now hold on a minute before we go much further Give me a dime so I can phone my mother They catch a cab to his high rise apartment At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so His heart's beating like a drum 'Cause at last he's got his girl home Relax, baby, now we are alone [break] They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining They got each other, neither one's complaining He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so Tell me so, baby

Sou uma menina muito tímida e estou nervosa ao pé de ti e a tentar imaginar no que pensas. Se achas que sou sensual diz-me e se quiseres vamos fazer o amor mas tens de me arranjar uma moedinha para ligar à mamã. O meu coração continua a bater como um tambor mesmo algumas faixas depois. Agora queria mesmo era comer mas o gajo vem com a conversa que não tem leite nem café. Olha, pronto, vamos ver um filme (a mãe não deve ter autorizado que eles fizessem o amor). Mas podes dizer-me se achas que sou sensual.


Eu pergunto-me que raio vai naquela cabecinha além de gajos e festas e ser famosa?
É mesmo daquele tipo de parasitas que não andam neste mundo a fazer nada.
Mais uma boca para alimentar.

Morra a Paris,morra! Pim!


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